Well Here You Go! A place where all non-smokers can go and live a fruity smelling life
Now you won't ever have to smell anything, but your own rotten asses. All locked up from the pole you have shoved up it, sideways.
Soon, and for anyone living here, Maryland will be next, but just remember, tobacco is a legal product, so they can get your past time too. Maybe it's Frisbee, or more likely quilting and antique hunting.
I am speaking to the people that support this ban. It is a slow erosion of rights and privileges. You may or may not live to see the end result, but if history is any guide to what happens when things get banned slowly but surely, you can bet it will be far uglier than just smoke wafting up that over sensitive, elongated, up ass beak of yours.
As a matter of fact as it stands I think we should cauterize the noses of the people that don't like smoke. And then if the complain that it isn't fair they can't smell blow off their lopsided, hydrocephalic heads.
There is plenty to make me angry about this ban, but fuck anyone that agrees with it, friend or not; seriously. You are misaligned about rights and you, some how will be next.
Now I'm gonna go smoke and throw the soiled butt on the ground. If I can't get your lungs I will get your drinking water. Dip shits.

