Foreplay for the dry assing you are about to receive

Look at this crap, the oil companies are now prediciting in our faces that gas prices will rise! Like anyone knows if we will have a hurricane. Last year we were supposed to have a strong season and what did we get, I think one small wind storm about as strong as a cabbage fart.
The culture of fear that Bush and the adminstration has been forcing down our throats is now spreading to climactic predictions. What is next you ask?
Watch - Bush will figure out that global warming is profitable in the futures market and the price of everything will rise because he will come upwith some new program or government office to report on the effects of global warming on crops, oil as it pertains to hurricane destruction of oil platforms, and how caramel melts in candy bars. Meanwhile people will go broke just trying to get to work and keep this machine of country moving, though to the worker it is just a job to keep over priced fuel in a car to get them to a job to get a paycheck to buy more gas to buy overpriced food.
It has to fall at some point; the people that work will eventually not be able to keep up and the machine will slowly grind down. But then an election will come and new hope will be born, and that hope will quickly be squashed out by some other fucking idiot politician, though never as much an idiot as the current idiot in office.
And now I have lost steam for writing this.