Mooning deemed 'disgusting' but legal in Md. - washingtonpost.com Highlights - MSNBC.com

Mooning deemed 'disgusting' but legal in Md. - washingtonpost.com Highlights - MSNBC.com

Alright - now we're talking. The whole New Orleans flood thing has probably scattered the bead whores to other parts of the country, and to other festivals, now Maryland can reel them in by using this as tourist hook:

"Bring Your Ass To Maryland"
"Show Your Maryland Pride - Moon Someone"
"Maryland Is For Ass Crabs"
"Maryland Has More Moons Than The Solar System"
"Virginia Is For Lovers - But Maryland Is For Ass Lovers"


And just think - to get girls to show their apple maybe people will start throwing anal beads.
The benefit of anal beads you ask, - At least you'll be able to tell if they are new or used.